the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

everything actually falls on a binary scale of “badass” and “cute” and god punishes me every time I step out of line by being both or neither but I do it anyway this time out of spite

sorry bud… you are fucked…

hi!

im completely broke and running out of food for myself and my cats. can i please get some grocery money? :( sorry

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thank you for sharing and helping ^_^ here's gaia baby

fantazy novels always replace "oh my god" or "for god's sake" or "i swear to god" with something else, but i feel like the locked tomb had the right idea by making god just some guy, and also exactly the kind of guy who would respond "i never did that" to someone saying "god forbid women do anything"

found out one of my friends had been using some obscure rar opening program for years and i googled it and it looks like something off of law and order

oh sorry

fellas i’m starting to worry there might not even be a spigot from which god meters out grace

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

everyone (americans) saying uwu I don't really have an accent I am Biting you

The passion of lovers is for death, says he